Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story Tickets
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Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return to London with Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story, a wickedly funny festive night out.
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A no-holds-barred panto twist on one of the world’s most famous fairy tales, this outrageous comedy is strictly for grown-ups in London this season.
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Starring Matthew Baldwin, hailed as “sublime” (Guardian) and “wonderful” (Time Out), the show brings back the city’s best-loved dame for another riotous run. Expect bawdy songs, daft frocks, and a frosty Scottish village setting
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Running at the Charing Cross Theatre, this festive comedy is already a critics’ favorite. Book tickets to Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story in London for the cheekiest Christmas!
The story
In the snow-covered Scottish village of Lickmanochers, Bertie, a sheltered mummy’s boy, finds himself imprisoned by a brooding aristocrat with impeccable body hair and a castle begging for renovation. As passions rise with the snow, the villagers, outrageous costumes, and bawdy songs turn this so-called love story upside down. Will Bertie discover freedom, love, or something far more scandalous? The beastly secret awaits…
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A no-holds-barred panto twist on one of the world’s most famous fairy tales, this outrageous comedy is strictly for grown-ups in London this season.
-
Starring Matthew Baldwin, hailed as “sublime” (Guardian) and “wonderful” (Time Out), the show brings back the city’s best-loved dame for another riotous run. Expect bawdy songs, daft frocks, and a frosty Scottish village setting
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Running at the Charing Cross Theatre, this festive comedy is already a critics’ favorite. Book tickets to Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story in London for the cheekiest Christmas!
The story
In the snow-covered Scottish village of Lickmanochers, Bertie, a sheltered mummy’s boy, finds himself imprisoned by a brooding aristocrat with impeccable body hair and a castle begging for renovation. As passions rise with the snow, the villagers, outrageous costumes, and bawdy songs turn this so-called love story upside down. Will Bertie discover freedom, love, or something far more scandalous? The beastly secret awaits…
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Show details
Categories: Pantomime, Comedy, Off West End, Christmas, Pantomime
Audience: Suitable for 18+ yrs
Theater name: Charing Cross Theatre
Find the best seats in the house with Charing Cross Theatre seating plan
Theater facilities: restrooms, bar
Theater accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, step-free access
Dress code: Smart casual
Cast & crew
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Leading roles: Matthew Baldwin as The Dame
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Director: Andrew Beckett
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Book: Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper
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Music and lyrics: Jon Bradfield
Additional info
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This show is suitable for ages 18 years and above.
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Content warning: The show is sexually suggestive, irreverent, and explicitly not suitable for children.
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Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!
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Most theaters are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.
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