Pantomimes

Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story Tickets

Duration

2 hr 30 min

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return to London with Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story, a wickedly funny festive night out.

A no-holds-barred panto twist on one of the world’s most famous fairy tales, this outrageous comedy is strictly for grown-ups in London this season.

Starring Matthew Baldwin, hailed as “sublime” (Guardian) and “wonderful” (Time Out), the show brings back the city’s best-loved dame for another riotous run. Expect bawdy songs, daft frocks, and a frosty Scottish village setting

Running at the Charing Cross Theatre, this festive comedy is already a critics’ favorite. Book tickets to Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story in London for the cheekiest Christmas!

The story

In the snow-covered Scottish village of Lickmanochers, Bertie, a sheltered mummy’s boy, finds himself imprisoned by a brooding aristocrat with impeccable body hair and a castle begging for renovation. As passions rise with the snow, the villagers, outrageous costumes, and bawdy songs turn this so-called love story upside down. Will Bertie discover freedom, love, or something far more scandalous? The beastly secret awaits…

These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.

Show details

Categories: Pantomime, Comedy, Off West End, Christmas, Pantomime

Audience: Suitable for 18+ yrs

Theater name: Charing Cross Theatre

Find the best seats in the house with Charing Cross Theatre seating plan

Theater facilities: restrooms, bar

Theater accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, step-free access

Dress code: Smart casual

Cast & crew

Leading roles: Matthew Baldwin as The Dame

Director: Andrew Beckett

Book: Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper

Music and lyrics: Jon Bradfield

Additional info

This show is suitable for ages 18 years and above. The show is sexually suggestive, irreverent, and explicitly not suitable for children.

Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!

Most theatres are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.

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