Da Vinci's Laundry
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A razor-sharp new comedy lands in London, Da Vinci’s Laundry unpacks crime, power, and high art with wit, champagne, and a limited run at Riverside Studios.
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A fresh London premiere, this biting crime comedy skewers the glossy world of art, power, and corruption with laugh-out-loud wit.
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The play is created by Keelan Kember (Thanks For Having Me, 2023) and directed by Merle Wheldon, with a stellar cast including Arsema Thomas and Steve Zissis.
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Playing for a strictly limited run at Riverside Studios, this satire is a sharp new addition to London’s thriving Off West End scene.
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Expect champagne-soaked deals, a mysterious Da Vinci, and themes of money laundering and romance. Book your tickets to Da Vinci’s Laundry in London now.
The story
In a world where million-pound canvases trade hands like poker chips, two ambitious art dealers stumble upon what could be a genuine Da Vinci, or a very expensive fake. As they juggle power games, champagne-soaked sales pitches, and romantic entanglements, the line between masterpiece and money laundering blurs. But when the stakes rise, so does the danger. Who’s really pulling the strings?
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These tickets can't be cancelled or rescheduled.
Show details
Categories: Play, Comedy, Drama, Off West End
Audience: Suitable for 14+ yrs
Theater name: Riverside Studios
Theater facilities: restrooms, bar, cloakroom, cafe, elevator
Theater accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, wheelchair spaces available, guide dogs allowed, hearing assistance, access performances
Dress code: Smart casual
Cast & crew
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Leading roles: Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, Steve Zissis
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Director: Merle Wheldon
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Playwright: Keelan Kember
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Set designer: Eleanour Wintour
Additional info
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This show is suitable for ages 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.
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Content warning: Contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.
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Relaxed performance: Wednesday, October 15, 2025, 7:30pm.
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Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!
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Most theatres are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.
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You will receive an email with your Da Vinci's Laundry voucher. No need to print. Please carry a valid Photo Id for identification.
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