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Da Vinci's Laundry

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A razor-sharp new comedy lands in London, Da Vinci’s Laundry unpacks crime, power, and high art with wit, champagne, and a limited run at Riverside Studios.

A fresh London premiere, this biting crime comedy skewers the glossy world of art, power, and corruption with laugh-out-loud wit.

The play is created by Keelan Kember (Thanks For Having Me, 2023) and directed by Merle Wheldon, with a stellar cast including Arsema Thomas and Steve Zissis.

Playing for a strictly limited run at Riverside Studios, this satire is a sharp new addition to London’s thriving Off West End scene.

Expect champagne-soaked deals, a mysterious Da Vinci, and themes of money laundering and romance. Book your tickets to Da Vinci’s Laundry in London now.

The story

In a world where million-pound canvases trade hands like poker chips, two ambitious art dealers stumble upon what could be a genuine Da Vinci, or a very expensive fake. As they juggle power games, champagne-soaked sales pitches, and romantic entanglements, the line between masterpiece and money laundering blurs. But when the stakes rise, so does the danger. Who’s really pulling the strings?

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Show details

Categories: Play, Comedy, Drama, Off West End

Audience: Suitable for 14+ yrs

Theater name: Riverside Studios

Theater facilities: restrooms, bar, cloakroom, cafe, elevator

Theater accessibility: wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, wheelchair spaces available, guide dogs allowed, hearing assistance, access performances

Dress code: Smart casual

Cast & crew

Leading roles: Fayez Bakhsh, Keelan Kember, Arsema Thomas, Velibor Topic, Steve Zissis

Director: Merle Wheldon

Playwright: Keelan Kember

Set designer: Eleanour Wintour

Additional info

This show is suitable for ages 14 years and above. Children under the age of 16 years must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.

Content warning: Contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references.

Relaxed performance: Wednesday, October 15, 2025, 7:30pm.

Age suitability recommendations are just suggestions. So, trust your judgment when booking tickets for any show, and enjoy!

Most theatres are air-conditioned year-round, so it can get a bit chilly. Bring a light jacket just in case.