Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story

• A no-holds-barred panto twist on one of the world’s most famous fairy tales, this outrageous comedy is strictly for grown-ups in London this season.

• Starring Matthew Baldwin, hailed as “sublime” (Guardian) and “wonderful” (Time Out), the show brings back the city’s best-loved dame for another riotous run. Expect bawdy songs, daft frocks, and a frosty Scottish village setting

• Running at the Charing Cross Theatre, this festive comedy is already a critics’ favorite. Book tickets to Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story in London for the cheekiest Christmas!

The story

In the snow-covered Scottish village of Lickmanochers, Bertie, a sheltered mummy’s boy, finds himself imprisoned by a brooding aristocrat with impeccable body hair and a castle begging for renovation. As passions rise with the snow, the villagers, outrageous costumes, and bawdy songs turn this so-called love story upside down. Will Bertie discover freedom, love, or something far more scandalous? The beastly secret awaits…