Miami Skyline Cruise of Millionaires’ Homes and Biscayne Bay

Le capitaine est super tres professionnel

It was nice.. took my girls for their 18th bday

Review: Miami Cruise – Or, the Titanic After a Midlife Crisis✨ If you, like me, fell for the whole luxury yacht experience fantasy, it’s time to pop that bubble, sweetheart. What you’re actually boarding is a tired old boat with all the charm of a 1980s DMV waiting room… afloat. Luxury? More like floating disappointment. 🎟️ Check-in? Imagine a staff so disoriented, you’d think they were hired on Craigslist ten minutes before departure. Zero organization, zero clue, and definitely zero stars. Honestly, I’ve seen middle school carpool lines run smoother. 🍻 Food & Drinks: A warm beer for $20 (yes, twenty dollars) and a sad little cup of popcorn for $16. Unless that popcorn was harvested by Gwyneth Paltrow on a full moon, I’m gonna say… not worth it. I’ve had better snacks fall under my car seat. 🛳️ The Cruise Itself: You’ll slowly cruise past mansions that scream “you’ll never live here,” while a guide half-heartedly mumbles facts with the energy of someone who just found out their ex is dating a millionaire. It’s like Zillow on water, but more depressing. 💡 Final verdict: Want to enjoy Miami views? Rent a jet ski, take a paddleboard, stare at Google Maps, or just sit in your Airbnb and look at the ocean on your phone. Anything is more exciting — and more luxurious — than this floating scam. Rating: -3 stars and a life jacket made of broken dreams. 📌 Pro tip: Don’t go. I’m serious. Run like it’s a pyramid scheme disguised as a vacation.

J'ai payé un ticket pour un tour en bateau et arrivé sur place c'était fermé toujours dans l'attente d'un remboursement