Speed Boat Tours in Oslo

This was soooo beautiful. I’ve never been on a fjord before and didn’t really know what to expect but wow. The air felt cleaner, water was like glass, and the mountains looked fake (in a good way). Sat next to an old couple who’ve done this trip 5 times—totally get why. If you can, snag a seat OUTSIDE, inside gets stuffy.

Took my mom on this fjord cruise and wow, the scenery was EPIC! We lucked out with the weather—blue skies all day. The commentary was pretty chill, not overbearing, and the guide cracked a few jokes that actually made us laugh. I loved how close they took us to the waterfalls (I literally stuck my hand out and got soaked, lol). Only thing—bring a jacket. It got PRETTY cold on deck even in August. Would 100% do it again with friends.

Went solo, ended up chatting with a couple from Austria and had the best time. The boat itself is retro, kinda charming, and super clean. Staff were friendly but not over-the-top, which I prefer. My only gripe: the seats on top deck go FAST so if ur not early, you’re stuck inside (which is warm but the windows fog up). Views outside are SPECTACULAR. Worth it even if u gotta stand.

The whole cruise felt like being in a postcard. My kids even stopped bickering for once, so that’s saying something! Crew handed out cups so we could taste the waterfall water (kinda quirky, tasted fresh!). A bit crowded at the start but everyone spread out after 20 min. Bring snacks, there’s nothing to buy except coffee and some basic cookies.